This is a crime against nature and god and decency, and mosquitos are probably the only place I'd be absolutely, completely for it.

This is what vegans want. They want to take your virile bloodsucking proboscus and replace it with a limp dick fruit licker.

BAN ALL VEGANS

(Small /s)

I find the compromise acceptable. Please roll out the mosquito killing technology asap.

I know it's not that deep but if you type a whole ass paragraph in all caps I want to beat you with a shoe.

That seems mild.

Could we try to convince the males that they are the ugliest things on earth so they find large animals that can step on them?

Maybe come up with a liquid that you put in standing water that makes the mosquitoes grow very tiny legs and a very large left wing? You know, so they have to fly to move and they can only fly spinning like crazy.

I got a better one! Make them neon bright and glow in the dark. Make those fuckers be the center of attention. I'm talking kids with nets and old guys with cameras and microscopes with single mosquito flashes (like 1 mosquitoes per photo). And of course sugar sweet flavor? Everything under the sun trying to find them and eat them as snacks. I kinda like this one the best.

Up next on Info Wars: "They're turning the mosquitoes gay!"

I actually love seeing mosquitoes struggle to survive. I don't care if they're incapable of morality, they're evil and I hate them.

I would not want to see things like this done to the overwhelming majority of living things. But mosquitoes, I say let them starve.

Tbh I wouldn’t be sad if we genetically modified mosquitoes to breed them out of existence like we’ve done with screw worm.

It’s a bit like watching a pug dog try to breath.

VEM

Vegan
Except Mosquitos