Me in an interview

Perfect beautiful lies folks. Everyone knows it.

Small hands, big lies.

I always thought it was " This next Lie will be this big"

Remember kids, these hands are grabbing someone by their pussy

It's also the same gesture he uses when talking about Arnold Palmer, it can get confusing.

Bing bong, bing bing bong, bing bong bing, bing bong bong bing bing bong

“Big man, strong man, he came to me, came to me with tears in his eyes…”

You know this is the recommended stance when deescalating violent psych patient because it keeps your hands visible (as in, not hiding something) and in front of your body / face in case they start swinging. I've never really felt comfortable doing it though and this kind of explains a possible reason why. I actually had a guy the other night who asked why everyone else was scared of him and I didn't seem to be. There were probably a couple other reasons though (I've dealt with waaay wilder men, and also he mostly struck me as young, dumb, and loud, and dumb in the young sense not in the cognitively not there sense). But as far as this pose idk it just always seemed really patronizing to me. I usually stand more like One of these where at least one hand is on the neck or side of the head. Usually with my hands overlapping but my fingers not intertwined so they're easy to separate and throw up in front of my face but not overtly defensive.

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thats his 'spread em' pose as a metaphorical 'prepare to be buttfucked ladies'

Itty bitty baby hands