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[-] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz z Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody.

[-] spamspeicher@feddit.org 3 points 57 minutes ago

Gesundheit.

[-] TAG@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Polish is a Slavic language written out using Latin letters.

[-] oldfart@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

Would be so much shorter with a щ

[-] twig@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Kinda weird to isolate Polish when Hungarian, Finnish and Basque are actually all their own distinct language families.

Polish actually isn't in a distinct language family and shares a lot with other western Slavic languages like Czech, and Slavic languages in general.

[-] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Maybe it's because it was in the same language group as those others that polish got singled out. People who speak an Indo European language will expect to be lost when first trying to learn a language outside of the group, but might not expect to be so confuddled from a related language. Expectations basically.

[-] Fleur_@lemm.ee 7 points 14 hours ago

Me, a non European who only speaks english, so true

[-] awholenewworld@leminal.space 1 points 8 hours ago

Haha yeah I get it.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 19 points 22 hours ago

I don't think you could get the speakers of all the European languages to agree on which one is normal.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Sure you can everyone in france know theirs is the only real language. Don't believe me? Just ask someone from france.

but we can all agree hungarian isn't

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 15 hours ago

It has to be French right?

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Inappropriate use of vowels, 10 yard penalty for the defense

[-] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 22 hours ago

You could if we had won. /s

[-] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

*cries at Greek

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago

We used to have a server at my university which a polish guy set up. It received the name brzeczyszczykiewich. We decided that the server was secure enough by name, so we only put a trivial password on it for remote connection.

[-] MrKurteous@feddit.nu 16 points 23 hours ago

Are you sure it wasn't "brzeczyszczykiewicz" (difference in last two letters)? Otherwise it seems like a little typo, which, to be fair, would be a good idea to keep it safe from Polish people haha

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 10 points 20 hours ago

I'm completely sure, like 100%, fully positive without a single doubt... that I misspelled it and I would never be able to access the server again.

[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 22 hours ago

Can we also get some translation or something. This might shock you, but not all of us are polish.

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Whew. Good. I thought it was just me.

[-] dev_null@lemmy.ml 9 points 21 hours ago

There is no translation, it's just a hard to pronounce Polish surname.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 21 hours ago

Ä, ö, ü, am i a joke to you?

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 7 points 19 hours ago

Ä, ö, ü, õ, š, ž are just there to allow for phonemic ortography, biatch!

Though then again, I'm fairly sure that the weird Polish letters.

Also if your native tongue DOES have phonemic ortography.... Well guess how difficult it was for 6 year old me in Estonia to start learning English where the words are clearly not written the same way they're spoken????

It gets worse hearing older people here speak English because most of them did NOT start learning the language at age 5 or 6 so uhhhh... Yeah they expect the words to be pronounced the way they're spelled. Makes your ears bleed.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 20 minutes ago* (last edited 19 minutes ago)

Btw, there's a mising phonetic letter in Swiss German, somewhere between ä and ö, kind of a aeo. But since it's rarely written dialekt (personal chats), we work around this with Umlauts and context.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 207 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Be Polish. Live at the crossroads of three major continental zones. Incorporates traditions from Arabic, Latin, and Nordic languages into a unique synthesis. Everybody hates it. Nobody wants to speak it.

Be English. Live at the ass end of nowhere, and become a haven for vagrants, dissidents, pirates, and exiles. Incorporate traditions from Latin, Germanic, and Frankish languages into a unique synthesis. Everyone hates it. Nobody wants to speak it. Become worlds most spoken language anyway.

Moral of the story. People will have to learn your shitty incoherent language if you build a big enough navy.

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago

Be Lithuanian. Get culturally dominated by Poland. Refuse to speak Polish anyway. Refuse influence from any language. Remove loan words, replace them with newly made Baltic sounding ones. End up impossible to learn.

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[-] ytg@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 day ago

Have you ever seen transcribed Georgian?

[-] Ezek@sopuli.xyz 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I remember some video where somebody was showing an example of either a word or a sentence & showed: "mbrtskvni"

this language would make you think they have to pay a fee for using vowels

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