Buy me an oil rig and open a hacker space there. Pretty obvious choice no?
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2023
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I would:
- Buy a FU environment Car, and use 100% of the speedometer because I paid for it.
- Buy a FU sized house, and fill it full of ballpit balls, cocaine and hookers.
- Buy a FU size music venue, pay U2 to play at the venue, give free entry to everyone and arm them all with 4 cartons of eggs each.
- Throw a massive FU party on the biggest ocean cruiser, invite only the top 10% of richest people. Then scuttle the thing.
Do I have any money left?
- 50% goes to developing Australia.
- 25% goes to the Linux foundation.
- 20% goes to whoever is still alive in my family.
- 5% goes to lizards on the internet, because frankly, the cats are getting too much attention and they are wayyy overrated.
Pay everyone in my building several years' expected pay to quit all at once, except for one specific manager that everybody hates.