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[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 82 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

An Australian-friendly hospital I see. I approve.

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago

That office should be in the Psych ward though not OB but i guess if you're that much of a cunt it becomes hard to classify

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 37 points 22 hours ago

When fetuses' hearts misbehave, they get put in Fetal Heart Custody until after the fetus is born.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 17 points 20 hours ago

Not to be confused with the Pussy Examination at the vet next door.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 17 points 22 hours ago

What a great example of the difference between denotation and connotation.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Let's look at that goober, mate!

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Wait, is goober slang for vagina somewhere? In the us south it's just peanuts, and occasionally a kid friendly term for a silly person. I can imagine it being used as a term for a penis and/or balls, but ive never personally heard it.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

We need to make it slang everywhere!!! Now!

It needs to become so standard that one day an old man will call his grandson a goober and the whole family will be mad at him. He somehow missed the memo.

Also, later seasons of the Andy Griffith show will be up to 100x as funny.

People will be watching this old show and then suddenly the goofy vagina character shows up as a permanent resident.

I love this.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

No idea. I'm just watching too much Garbage Time channel on YouTube

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

Well I guess it's been a while since my last one