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[–] madjo@feddit.nl 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That’s clearly not geography class. Or else the student wouldn’t be able to answer in what state is Cincinnati?

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Ruth is out on Front Street

[–] Lila_Uraraka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣

But what if Ninja got a low taper fade...

[–] piconaut@sh.itjust.works 63 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Alpha Beta

Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 18 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

or radioactive decay

Gamma and neutron emission are still allowed

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[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 45 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What the sigma is going on here

[–] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 34 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 29 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Chat this Diddy rizz ain't gooning me today

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a dope list, no cap.

[–] odium@programming.dev 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

yeah, it's high key bussin. teach really cooked on this list.

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 117 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FrankenSpinach@lemmy.world 31 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 19 points 19 hours ago

What about Darius? Teacher doesn't want anything outta him at all

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 128 points 1 day ago (4 children)
  1. Cold in here

Those poor kids

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I was doubting if I'm too old to get the reference, or if it's a legit complaint from the kids.

Also, what's wrong with "chat"?

[–] TurboMars3@lemmy.world 136 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some kids talk to an imaginary stream chat like a streamer would.

Ex.- "Chat, is this real?" Or "Can you believe this, chat?"

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 18 hours ago

Learning English from celebrities doing their job rather than from normal people isamn interesting trend.

Probably phrased something like how a streamer might speak, “chat, are we ____?” which I could imagine getting old 2.5 milliseconds after the class starts saying it on repeat.

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[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 106 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different

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[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

At least they haven’t banned omega

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 29 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Which one is the "cardiac arrest meme"?

[–] Shizrak@sh.itjust.works 15 points 17 hours ago

Probably "call an ambulance... But not for me"

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[–] Erasmus@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)
  1. Tweaking (Emma only) 😂

Lemma guess, Emma uses ‘Tweaking’ every other sentence?

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Tweaking once was chemsex when it wasn't experimenting with the fine-tuning of your amateur radio array.

Now its erratic behavior like someone on stimulants trying to fine tune their radio array to pick up alien chatter.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 12 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Tweaking has been plain meth use for a loooooooooong time, not sure what the kids mean by it now

[–] Gold_E_Lox@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

same thing, just used in a wider variety of contexts

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I love skibidibi. It just sounds neat.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 13 hours ago

To people complaining about never getting Half Life 3...

You get skibidi toilet, okay? That's how the story ends.

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[–] dgmib@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

As a Gen-X’er I read this and started wondering what “Gyatt” means…. As an (ex-)redditor I know not to ask.

[–] echolalia@lemmy.ml 45 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

It is a reference to the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade. Gen alpha is very interested in the history of international trade and the rise of the global market economy.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 20 hours ago

Not gun in Korean, as per Johnny Gatt?

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[–] Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I work with kids, it essentially means ass but has a sexualized context to it. Most kids approaching high school realize this and don't use it as frequently around me, but younger kids seem to think it just means butt. Again this is just my experience and it could vary from place to place

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