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[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 51 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

What an awful day to be literate

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

or having taste buds in her case

[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I always thought the use case was fucking your partner so when you then eat them out it tastes flavored. Is anyone actually wearing flavored condoms during oral sex??

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

some people practice safe oral sex. and sadly it sucks a lot compared to safe sex

the owner of the newly strawberry fravoured lovestick is in for a mighty disappointing experience. might as well just skip it and go to different activities.

unless the designated sucker really likes plastic fake strawberry, there is no reason to do it.

many people don't practice fellatio at all ...and they are just as effective at disappointing their partner as McStrawberry

[–] SpeedLimit55@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

First you lick it then you stick it!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago
[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 3 points 15 hours ago

Can't say if it's the state of todays' world but this almost made me laugh

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 18 hours ago

Urghh I just had dinner