The main reason you shouldnβt invade is that almost all of these people own guns.
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
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It's almost 2025. You might as well count on your halberds and moats to keep you safe.
yea your gun will stop a fucking direct energy weapon liquefying the ground in a mile radius
"That still know the old ways"
A friend and I took an out-of-state friend to a bar and we ordered moonshine. My friend and I could not get over how wrong it felt to buy moonshine in a public place. With a permit.
I'm still surprised you can buy it legally.
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Florida man would be the ultimate defender of an invasion, cause he's too stupid to know when to die
It's just the meth and bath salts giving him superpowers. Gotta weaponize the DEA if you wanna take him down
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Bueno chicos, nos quedamos con Oregon. Ya escucharon!
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.
Russian asset in the white house (again :p )
Yee fuckin' haw.
Man, I hate dealing with contractors too
They mean private military contractors.
Dang, do they specialize in flooring and drywall for military bases or something?
Let's start by attacking Hawaii then.
Ask Japan how that worked out.
So you're saying this map is keeping vital information from us that the Japanese have?
There is a second contingent of people who wear shorts in the winter in between the corn maze and the Mormons. The ones that who don't own guns still know how to swing a bike lock.
What... they DON'T wear shorts in winter in Florida??
Apparently Hawaii is safe?
Don't even dare think about touching our boats!!
Colorado just sitting there watching? Along with a few other statesβ¦
And I'm not so sure about coastal Northern California / Southern Oregon. It's marked on the map as being not that difficult. But I believe there are still plenty of paranoid, heavily-armed pot growers up in that area.
Coloradans are fit, enjoy difficult hunting in bad terrain, know how to maneuver off road vehicles, are naturally trained at high altitudes, generally have good survival skills, and includes a large population of active or former military.
Not to mention, the Rockies stretch the entire length of the State.
They're a good candidate for the Final Boss.
Weβve also got DTC for a tech-heavy defense and a lot of aerospace and military (Colorado Springs)β¦Iβm liking the Final Boss idea.
I donβt disagree with the off-road vehicle comment, itβs the on-road vehicles that seem to be the problem here.
To get to Colorado means getting past Mormons, the cartel, machine gun enthusiasts, armed farmers, and backcountry hunters(militia should also be a concern in that area). Colorado is quite well defended by topography and neighbors that they might as well just stay high and chill.