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I don't think I've ever noticed BC's cute lil wiener till now.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 75 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Native Tribes in Canada: "Hey can you give back the rest then?"

Canada: "Lol"

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

Canada : "holding it for the Clovis people"

[–] Sundial@lemm.ee 39 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Could have just included the Ontario part snd Vancouver Island and it would still be true lol.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

Just outline the GTA and call it a day.

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 week ago

And the Vancouver mainland. And Montreal I guess.

Fuck Calgary though

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[–] granolabar@kbin.melroy.org 17 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I am sure some US hardliners see the map and wonder how is this country still independent.

These positions are not defensible from military perspective.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

C'mon, it even looks like a rifle
Who would be insane enough to invade a country, that already looks like a weapon?

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Careful how you phrase that, I heard a militia of collectors is forming to capture the biggest depiction of a gun in the world

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump did call Trudeau governor of the great state of Canada yesterday and suggested it should become the 51st state a ~week ago

[–] granolabar@kbin.melroy.org 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

dude is too stupid to understand why he should not do it.

until i hear some GOP chaney and kissegeer types, i aint worried.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (6 children)

You want to know why Canada still exists despite having a fraction of the manpower or military of the United States?

It's because the United States likes Canada. We think they're fun to have around.

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[–] ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (7 children)

The real anarchy would be to make Canadians live anywhere BUT what's on the map

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 6 days ago

As someone who is not living in this map, please no I like it here.

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[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

Excellent. I’m cut out from there so I can make my own country.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I think that if climate change causes a lot of snow in the north to melt, it will create a lot of new arable space further north that people could potentially migrate to (even from other countries, eg climate migrants from the inhabitable equator)

(disclaimer: never been to Canada)

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It would probably be extremely swampy for a long time. All that time it would release a tremendous amount of methane.

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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

We've been choked by forest fire smoke every summer for a few years now. I hear some of the boreal forest that burned down is coming back as plains. Also, interestingly, we never stopped clearing new farmland around the high 50's of latitude.

It's really noticeable already as far north as I am. People will talk about how freakish the weather has been here, and then suddenly get quiet if anyone says "climate" instead of "weather" because it's oil country and they still want to be on the denier train. Man, humanity is depressing sometimes.

The flip side is that the traditional breadbasket areas in the center-west of this strip are basically turning into desert.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I feel bad for them. They've got a shit lot in that they know they're causing damage and they could stem that tide, but in doing so would have to give up what they know and have poured their lives into so far.

Not everyone's ready to sacrifice their comfort or livelihoods for others and jump when there's no guarantee they'll be caught by the social safety net.

There will always be someone desperate and ready to deny the truth of their surroundings to fill the gap left, though.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

That's big of you. I can sympathise with someone who's doing bad things, but when they're intellectually dishonest about it as well I start feeling like glassing everything and letting life start over.

It's just so damn hopeless. If that's the level we're at the atrocities will never stop, and we'll keep blaming the other guy for it.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It’s fucking cold any further up there though.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Just give it a few years.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Enh, it’s not so bad

Signed,

Further up there

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[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Winnipeg here ... we were doing fine until this last Sunday when we got a shit ton of snow and last night it was -42C (almost the same in F) with the wind chill.

But summer and fall were both longer and warmer than usual. Forecasters up here are having some difficulty with predicting anything more than a day or two in advance.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Canada looks like a shit gun.

[–] Soleos@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

It's Legendary though and will cost you $1867 to unlock.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Do you hear that, Randy? The Americans cocked the shit gun

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