this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
590 points (99.0% liked)

> Greentext

8068 readers
1 users here now

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 16 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Serinus@lemmy.ml 189 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They were gonna raise the rent anyway.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago

That's the most real comment in this thread.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 26 points 2 years ago

That's the real reason the crackheads left.

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 168 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why is the landlord in the air?

[–] Red5@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Aight, shoot it down with incredible violence

[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 111 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Time to sell crack and make everything shit.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 69 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah, just fire off a pistol in your backyard every month or so

[–] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Even better form a township with other like minded folks where pistol firing is at night is a guaranteed right per the town charter. If the charter is changed "substantially" then the charter is dissolved and a new town has to be created with 100% participation from the people living there. If no charter is agreed upon, all public services and taxes are paid to you and controlled by you. The Karen's and corporate landlords who were upset by the guns suddenly find they live in an unincorporated fiefdom, have no garbage collection, municipal water, potentially electricity, sewer, or any other societal niceties. They leave, and you are free to re-incorporate with like-minded comrades.

Obviously the trick is to get the original charter approved by the county/state.

[–] colin@lemmy.uninsane.org 15 points 2 years ago

are you describing the history of an actual town somewhere? or am i just reading someone's extremely vivid daydream?

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

i thought you said "everyone" (not "everything") the first time i read this comment

[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 44 points 2 years ago

When you Gentrify yourself out of the neighbourhood

[–] NKVDawg@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 2 years ago

Now do this to the landlord

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 years ago

This was honest crack dealers because they never shot the drone down, and never followed it and found out who picked it up.

[–] Papercrane@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago

Soooo, no more cheap rent for anon