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[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Is this a sponsorred post?

If so @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world what's the takeaway?

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[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 23 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck those top three germ spreaders.

Bottle filler is life.

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno what they put in those newer buttons, but they feel so satisfying XD

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 20 points 9 hours ago

*Chnk* oh hell ya here comes the water

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

The germaphobia in me really want a version that is activated by a pedal that you step on.

But then, I'd probably be too afraid of shared water fountains to begin with.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 14 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

🤮

I have to use paper towels to open doors, and probably use hand sanitizer afterwards on top of that. This is just... (no words to describe)

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

You are actively destroying your immune system. Now that's irony!

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

My brain decrees that touching a public door handle will kill me so this is my life 😓

(I blame covid for this)

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Medical advice from a stranger on the Internet, so take with salt to taste:

You may want to talk to a psychiatrist about screening for OCD. There's nothing wrong with staying sanitary, but you deserve to live life without your brain forcing you to do things you don't want to =)

[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

you deserve to live life without your brain forcing you to do things you don’t want to

Tell that to my boss.

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 2 points 9 hours ago

That whole episode was one of the best bits of television in history.

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago

Oh fucking hell!!!

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

The bottle filler is activated by proximity. I think that's totally doable for the other part, too.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I just use my knuckles, maybe even with my sleeve or shirt covering them.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] pikmeir@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot-pole for me.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

The top 3 are all this.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, as long as they change the filter. (Most places don't, and don't even know how to.)

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 9 points 9 hours ago

EZH2O WHEEEEZE

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Really what's the difference between the top 3? Other than buttons.

[–] tisktisk@piefed.social 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

EZH20 sensors suck ass. Maybe I'm just going full boomer, but they waste a lot more water than the rest.
I have a 20% chance of getting no water out, 20% chance of it running for 3 minutes straight after I walked away, remaining% chance of it prematurely cutting off midway thru filling for 0 apparent reason at all.

[–] eating3645@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Genuinely curious as to how you're struggling with them. I've had them struggle with clear bottles, but putting aligning my hand holding the bottle with the sensor straightens everything out.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Perhaps they're a thirsty ghost?

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Casper the unquenchable ghost

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

That reminds me of my weirdest reaction meme:

[–] tisktisk@piefed.social 2 points 7 hours ago

No I know it's user error/skill issue, but I feel I'm pretty consistently just placing the bottle in the same place in the same way each time with wildly random results

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 hours ago

10000000000000000000

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