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[–] scytale@lemm.ee 58 points 1 year ago (23 children)

Everyone needs to see Rammstein live at least once in their lives.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just don’t get too close to Till if you are a woman.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Muetzenman@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope. That's pretty save to say. Just the leagal chareges are dropped. It is proven that the castings happend and sex happend. How much the women knew what they are casted for may differ from each instance and how much they felt presured.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope. That's pretty save to say.

How much the women knew what they are casted for may differ from each instance and how much they felt presured.

Seems like two conflicting statements.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do You mean? Women are less fireproof than men?

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Well you should more be drug and rape proof

[–] orrk@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

generally take all accusations with a grain of salt, I'm not saying that the lady is a liar, but often these things just turn into massive rumor mills, and as far as I know from people who have worked with the band in the past, the band themselves generally get wasted on anything they get their hands on, but that's not uncommon in the punk/metal scene.

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[–] teichflamme@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

All charges were dropped

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Cosbyproof? Cosbyfobic? Cosbyrepellant? I'm sure there is a word for that.

[–] CheeseToastie@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At least before they transition away from fossil fuels

[–] stainless@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

mounts tesla coils to arms

[–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I couldn't find anything from Rammstein, but take this as an example and imagine the rest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1gAmx5_dhQ

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

How do they intend to do that? Their pyrotechnics are second to none.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've seen them twice, so I can average out one person who hasn't seen them.

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had tickets and then COVID happened, then Brexit happened and they aren't coming to the UK anymore. :(

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I feel ya. Lost my probably only chances to see Aerosmith and Rege Against The Machine because of covid.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Four times ova here

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Absolutely! I'll never forget their show. It's wild.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Hands down the best live show I've ever been to.

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[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Michael Jackson: burns hair and face by accident

Rammstein: hold my Flammenwerfer

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a timeline where Elon did this instead and went all in on the flamethrower thing rather than all the retarded Twitter stuff.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What a blessed timeline that must be.

[–] Ryantific_theory@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Imagine the timeline, Elon never became an asshole, the ultimate pyrotechnic show, fireworks going off, this strange happy man has flamethrowers and a jetpack, behind him a dozen synchronized Falcon 9 rockets take off and engage in a choreographed aerial ballet.

People post videos of it online, because Twitter still exists as a functional platform.

[–] LegionEris@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

Eh, he's still reckless and popular with easily influenced angry young men. Elon's Arsons is a thing. You win some; you lose some.

[–] keet@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like an awesome idea....until your nose begins to itch...

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Can't you see the nose scratcher right in front of him??

[–] thelastknowngod@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think I saw them in like 2002.. Crazy they've been doing that shit for so long.

[–] aesopjah@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Saw them this year in Denmark. Good show but pretty poor venue. No amphitheater slope, so unless you were in the bleachers or way up front it was pretty tough to see anything

[–] thelastknowngod@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah the place I saw them was really small actually. Thinking back on it, I don't know how they ever let them do a show there with that much fire. I was in the balcony but could have hit Till with my beer if I wanted.

[–] burrito@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was that the tour with Slipknot and System of a Down? I saw them then too, and it was great.

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[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago

Built like a bear. The right to bear arms.

[–] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Woman: I just don't feel like having sex right now...

Till:

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[–] notTheCat@lemmy.fmhy.net 4 points 1 year ago
[–] etuomaala@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

OH, fire arms! Not firearms.

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