this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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The fuck?

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you try to grow up and move out?

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

buying a house? in this economy??

[–] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Buy a small area rug for the front of your bed and move it before bed, then Roll over on your side and cum on the carpet. Problem solved.

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[–] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Couldn't he just flush it down the toilet?

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