The fuck?
Just eat it you coward.
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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what kind of semen clog the shower drain?
More like "what kind of shower drain is clogged by semen". And indeed, there are some. One at a place I've lived had a filter that had to be cleaned every now and then. No fapping in it was a given, but even some melted soap that re-hardens in it could end up clogging it.
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his mom told him.
Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea
I like that this implies that OP's mom uses an 8 bit counting system
I'm imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking "wow, this only cost $35!"
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Blow your load on her bedsheets
Why tf does op masturbate in secret?
A healthy family doesn't keep secrets from each other!
Also buy a dryer, she obviously doesn't get stuck very often.
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I think you need to fuck your mom…
You fucking move out. That's not just abusive - it's sociopathic.
Just remember to jerk off on her pillow first.
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into the toilet???
also, why not toilet paper instead of tissues??
Use her panties and socks.
How can you be 22 without your own money. Go buy tissues and tell your mum to mind her own business.
I don't know why people are a) taking this even jokingly half serious and b) suggesting all sorts of weird and complex solutions when surely a 22-year could just buy whatever.
Yeah just buy a cruise ship or whatever. Go into debt if you have to.
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Get a chastity fetish.
His mother already seems to have one. Maybe he can borrow it from her.
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1: go to toilet
2: kneel in front facing the toilet
3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet
4:?????
5: profit
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This is how incest porn originates
There's this apparatus called washing machine.
MOVE
OUT
Even sweatshop workers, prisoners, and the slaves who built the World Cup stadium in Qatar were/are alowed to relieve themselves. Homeless people have some option, it seems. There is no reason for OOP to unwillingly put up with this, even with crippling NEET tendencies.
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Do your own laundry.
That's a bit extreme don't you think?
