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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's strict mom (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 months ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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The fuck?

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do your own laundry.

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did you try to grow up and move out?

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

buying a house? in this economy??

[–] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Buy a small area rug for the front of your bed and move it before bed, then Roll over on your side and cum on the carpet. Problem solved.

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[–] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Couldn't he just flush it down the toilet?

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