Turns out I wiped most of my stash when my old phone got stuck in a Fastboot loop. Plot twist, it's still stuck in a Fastboot loop. But plenty remain for a mildly obscure career in posting ancient goodness.

Beautiful creature.

Sinus infection and a tooth extraction at the same time. It's eepytime to get better. Leave recipes for your favorite squishy food.

Oh it's hard alright...

water down the drain