Risa

"Occasional Federation Issues" sounds like the name of a post-wave Romulan funk band.

Note: This is not bashing the admins or anything at all, or at least not remotely intended to do so. Just making a funny about federation issues. They happen, I'm not too worried. Rather these problems than deal with the 'other site'.

Or THE moment in the second last episode of Picard Season 3. You know the scene.

Banned in the Gorn Hegemony. A Quark's Bar^TM^ exclusive. Ages 18+ or your species' equivalent.

Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk – run!

Did in 10 min in my lunch break lol

(My sincerest apologies to Mr. Shatner for making him Morn without changing his body)