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Does "Firework" from Katy Perry talks about orgasms? (potato-guy.space)
submitted 3 days ago by potatoguy@potato-guy.space to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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I just listened today and... Wtf, it seems to talk about that, but idk.

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What's the occasion? (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 days ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Are you the key master? (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 days ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What are the magic words? (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 days ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Have you ever thought about a tiger eating spaghetti in Tokyo? (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 days ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What's that song that goes "do do do dodo do do do do do dodo do"? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by toomanypancakes@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Do you think that it's okay for Norwegians to call black people the word they do (lemmy.ml)
submitted 5 days ago by tastemyglaive@lemmy.ml to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Despicable scandinavians

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Is this a good time for a trip to Los Angeles? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What has happened exactly thrice? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What is the laziest form of art? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What's your recipe for word salad? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Will you unkindly explain? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What would you do with six arms and a million dollars? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by toomanypancakes@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What's the most stoned thought you've ever had? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What do they charge for salt and batteries? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What's the most offensive joke? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What is the conversion rate between dollars and cents and thoughts and prayers? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Bought Chinese amateur fans for 2x the price of a proper one. What to do? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by ulterno@programming.dev to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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Also, bought 2 of them, because the brain needed to fart out loud.

Not only are the fans much slower than what the sticker says (2000RPM), they also make more heat in the motor than they will ever dissipate. And of course, they just couldn't sell one without RGB.

Looked closely and even the axle is not centred.

On the other hand

Can someone help me do something fun with this that would make me feel less shitty about myself?

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I've been informed that absolutely nobody wants to see remakes, so then who are all the people paying their hard earned money in this economy to watch them? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 week ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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The question is rhetorical. People will likely give some explanation for why people choose to see remakes but the fact is, regardless of why, the majority of moviegoers clearly want to see remakes

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Are you one of those people? (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What are you accusing me of? (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What do we do with liars? (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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is it 2025? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 weeks ago by davel@lemmy.ml to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What is your quest? (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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What would Captain Liberia's shield look like? (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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