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[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 31 points 1 year ago

This reminds me that I had to sign one of those code of conduct documents at work last week.

I'm all for preventing corruption etc, but I have to say I am disappointed I have not once been offered a bribe. I'm not even asking for much, just one tiny bribe would be nice. Just to know I'm valued. You know?

[-] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I'll give you $20 if you give me your work account password.

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 year ago
[-] jhulten@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

Don't you have paperwork to do now? Hell of a DDOS attack if so...

[-] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

IT is gonna kill you over that password

[-] fubo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

At one job, the orientation told us that competitors could send hot people to try to seduce us for trade secrets.

Yeah, that one never happened either.

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