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Thanks a lot for the inspiration. Now I wanna hack into all IOT devices that have a camera and microphone. Maybe even speakers, so I can blackmail the owners immediately after filming their intercourse. ๐น
If you want my sex tape that bad, all you gotta do is ask.
Why is it always "if you want my sex tape" and not "if you want to make a sex tape"
Ok honestly that was funnier in my head, but maybe someone else can see where I was going and make it funny
If I don't have to star in it, better for me. Win win.
No see that's half the fun! I didn't get in shape and enjoy acting on a small stage to let the talent go to waste!
Plus the acting isn't the difficult part for me, don't need weird camera techniques either.
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The difficult part is keeping the blood supply every time I stand up or move, fainting is a fear tooHe'll also have to come and help, unless he just wants to watch you go at it alone.
I'm gonna need a lot of help, as I don't actually have the motivation to make a sex tape.