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[-] ABCDE@lemmy.world 125 points 5 hours ago

I know someone who has something tattooed on him: in Thai.

As in, it's a phrase which says 'in Thai' in Thai. So when people ask him, what is that? He says 'it's in Thai'. They say yes, but what is it? 'It's 'in Thai''. Yes, but...

You get the idea.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 69 points 5 hours ago

Some guy came up to me when I first joined the military and told me "hey I got your name tattooed on my ass. Don't believe me?"

Sure enough there was "YOUR NAME" tattooed on his ass check. I'm pretty sure he just liked showing people his ass.

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 27 points 4 hours ago
[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 25 minutes ago

It wasn't plump, like how I prefer but I could see why some people would think his ass was nice. Being fit and young and all that.

[-] bricklove@midwest.social 7 points 1 hour ago

It has to be if your name is on it

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 27 points 5 hours ago

This is like setting your guest WiFi password to "It's on the wall over there."

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

I knew a barista that set the wifi pass to "ten bucks".

[-] MinorLaceration@lemmy.world 19 points 4 hours ago

I have a tattoo that means "I don't know, I don't speak japanese." It works when an English speaker asks me what it means, and it also worked with the Japanese when I lived in Japan and didn't speak the language.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

My sister's first year in college she got the Chinese word for LOVE tattooed. Later she found out it was the correct symbol, only mirrored. I called her EVOL for a while

[-] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Tattooing yourself for the bit is next-level.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

That's the kind of stupid I like.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 5 hours ago

Who's on first?

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