I like my Halloween candy like I like my coffee: without a penis.
I've had a few of those little gimmick penis candies and they are terrible. I mean, it's just some trash molded into a penis to be funny. Where are the gourmet candy penises?
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I like my Halloween candy like I like my coffee: without a penis.
I've had a few of those little gimmick penis candies and they are terrible. I mean, it's just some trash molded into a penis to be funny. Where are the gourmet candy penises?