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[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 18 points 14 hours ago

Humans can fuck grapes with impunity

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago
[-] AceSLS@ani.social 5 points 7 hours ago
[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

I just can't see it ever happening.

I don't mean any disrespect, and I don't want to kink shame, but that kinda thing is just not my bag, baby.

[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 17 points 12 hours ago

Seems like a skill issue to me.

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 1 points 25 minutes ago

nothing worse than getting a grape seed stuck in your peehole...

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Dude, I don't mean to boast, but honestly, I think my dick is just WAY too big. Like, I would DESTROY that grape instantly if I tried. It's not just a trick of the camera angle, it just is that big. Honestly, I don't even need to get out a measuring tape to tell you that even with a massive grape, it's just not going to fit.

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 7 points 13 hours ago

C'mon David. They want you to. Do it for them, buddy.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

The grapes? I can never tell when a grape wants some action. My whole life, I've missed every single signal. Well, that, or the grapes just don't find me attractive, like, EVER.

this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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