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Oregon police department invites people to play ‘Hide & Seek With a Cop.’ The response was swift (www.oregonlive.com)

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

There's low hanging fruit, and then there's the shit on the ground that ants eat to get drunk. This is maybe under that.

[–] TheGingerNut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

this is a tomato that got buried in a landslide

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

This is the shit at the bottom of my compost pile that somehow managed to avoid breaking down!