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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I'll start off with one, Being upset about a breakup that happened hundreds of years ago.

Edit 1:

  • Heath death of the universe, Death of the sun, etc, does not count. I feel like focusing on this is an overused point.

Edit 2:

  • Loneliness does not count. I feel like we all know immortality means you'll miss people and lose them.
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[-] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

At least I won't be a snail in a metal ball full of salt.

EDOT: Typo, snail <-> small

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Is this a quote from something? I'm OOTL.

[-] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/immortal-snail

One of the solutions was to put it in a giant metal ball and throw it into the sun or something. The salt was just out of spite.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago
[-] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 21 hours ago

Oof, that was a hard one. Autocorrect strikes again.

this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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