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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

I'll start off with one, Being upset about a breakup that happened hundreds of years ago.

Edit 1:

  • Heath death of the universe, Death of the sun, etc, does not count. I feel like focusing on this is an overused point.

Edit 2:

  • Loneliness does not count. I feel like we all know immortality means you'll miss people and lose them.
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[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If it's the realistic kind where you just don't age, the statistical certainty that you'll eventually die in an accident, or to war or murder. Your odds of getting to the heat death of the universe without making backups is pretty slim.

If it's the kind where you're indestructible, you're highly likely to encounter someone who tries to bury you alive in a subduction zone eventually, because humans are like that, and then you get to spend eternity slowly moving into the scorching mantle.

[-] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

At least I won't be a snail in a metal ball full of salt.

EDOT: Typo, snail <-> small

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Is this a quote from something? I'm OOTL.

[-] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/immortal-snail

One of the solutions was to put it in a giant metal ball and throw it into the sun or something. The salt was just out of spite.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago
[-] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 21 hours ago

Oof, that was a hard one. Autocorrect strikes again.

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