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X screenshot that says "Oh my god did you see the latest poll? Pennsylvania is within the marg-"

You bolt awake. The year is 1656. You summon a servant, sure of what must be done. You are Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector of the Commonwealth. And William Penn must die.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 18 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Imagine how much better the world would have been if Cromwell wasn't such a murderous religious zealot and just loved killing kings.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

If he hadn't banned Christmas, genocided the Irish and trained a worthy successor Britain would quite easily remained a republic with, for the time, pretty progressive governance

[–] sxan@midwest.social 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle.

[–] Atrichum@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And if a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago

I didn't know frogs were conservatives, no wonder Jones was so worried about the guvment turning them gay.