A+ reference.
Grandmas: “Won’t you stay? We’re having tea and biscuits later.”
Demon: “Oh, sure, I guess I have some time.”
Kid: “Then I won’t do the ceremony because I never wanted a dick in the first place.”
Mormons: “No! That’s not how you play the game!”
Well, I’m sold.
Not the same species, but the same gamer rage when the truth came to light.
I think I’ve just assumed she was gay for the last five years or so.
“I have an important announcement to make. I’m gay.”
“We kinda already knew.”
Without Kojima, that’s simply not going to happen.
“I prefer butter on the bottom side of my toast.”
“TO WAR!!!”
It’s a sign of an advanced civilization when they reserve such short words for only the most apropos definitions.
“Be not afraid.”
humans make a bunch of rule 34
“Be more afraid.”
Hilarious if she just took command and sat in the chair while Picard was still lying on the floor.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/21480479
Because Rule
From Garfield's Halloween Adventure (1985).
Yes, it's a real video.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/20696791
Screenshot of a Mastodon post - A picture of the bridge of the Enterprise-D from Star Trek The Next Generation’s first season. In it are Captain Picard, Doctor Crusher, and Wesley Crusher in the Captain’s chair.
The text reads:
“Wil Wheaton is now five years older than Patrick Stewart was in the pilot of Star Trek the next generation. Have your bones demineralized and fallen apart yet?”Original post @ Mastodon
Screenshot of a Mastodon post - A picture of the bridge of the Enterprise-D from Star Trek The Next Generation’s first season. In it are Captain Picard, Doctor Crusher, and Wesley Crusher in the Captain’s chair.
The text reads:
“Wil Wheaton is now five years older than Patrick Stewart was in the pilot of Star Trek the next generation. Have your bones demineralized and fallen apart yet?”
Original post @ Mastodon
Screenshot of Lemmy via Voyager of a meme and one of the comments replying to it.
The meme is a picture of an invertebrate and reads:
“This is Suzy. Suzy is a basal amniote.
She enjoys sitting in the sun, catching bugs, and laying eggs with extraembryonic membranes.
312 million years ago Suzy had two kids. One evolved into you and the other into a T-Rex. If Suzy isn’t metal as fuck I don’t know who is.”
The reply to this meme reads:
“Yeah, it seemed weird that Janeway and Tom Paris turned into this, but I get it now.”
This man is old enough to have voted for Roosevelt in 1944! (I assume he voted Democrat)
It cannot be overstated how limited budgets led to some of the best writing on TV. And this episode is one of the best-written in the entire franchise.
It's also my absolute favorite shot of Uhura:
Ensign Skippy was getting a little too political, so Uhura replaced him and fired the death blow against the Romulan Bird of Prey. And she just leans back and takes it in during this dolly shot of the bridge. Stone Cold.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19524185
Ol yellow eyes is rule
You didn’t tell it to point at the tail, so it pointed to it (the cat). Task failed successfully.