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They thought they could stop the demon. I'm back. The zaza got me speakin' Esperanto. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. We out here cloud seedin'. The scope bleamin'. You can't trust me. I don't even trust myself. I don't know who I am anymore. I'm getting too much money. Ass so fat. I'm peakin' off this Danny Phantom, slime! Can you remind me who I am? This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. Chanel optics got me seein' shit. I need fentanyl, slime! I just popped a whole garbanzo bean, fuck you mean! I smoke real Emrani, rapscallion, ghost nuggets.

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