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[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Aren't they porpoises? I mean, I think they're related to dolphins.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Orcas are actually moose. You see there are 2 sexes in the Meese family. The Male have legs and horns and truck around on land, the Women have flippers and swim around the ocean. Moose all have 1 thing in common, it's a fetish for being eaten. The Orcas eat the Moose, consuming their sperm and it gets pushed out towards the egg prior to working it's way out of the esophagus into to the stomach.

/The f did I just write

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Google says they're neither, so I've edited the above fyi. Thanks!