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[–] Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I do that and still no dates, now what?

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Did you remember to be attractive?

[–] Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Well I am not overweight, and am tall. Attractiveness is really on a scale and can be in the eye of the beholder, but no I would not consider myself attractive or unattractive, just plain.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

All this place knows is Linux bro don't come here for advice

[–] Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Well good thing I'm not a Linux bro.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] oce@jlai.lu 6 points 3 days ago

Ok, so now you have a clear plan to work on your attractiveness.

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

not overweight, and am tall

Ever considered going to Asia?

[–] 0xD@infosec.pub 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You need to get out and talk to people and ask them out.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

That's a dealbreaker, I'm out.