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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little (theonion.com)
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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well it would be bad if we began eating soap. Right?

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Better than bleach... Right?

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 1 points 3 months ago

I’m no scientist, but I think so.