overview for seahorse

From 2012. Can't remember if this was posted before. I remember when it came out he said he was going to make some big announcement detailing some dirt he had on Obama and then never announced anything.

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Screaming Trump Takes Out Frustrations On Person He Assumes Is J.D. Vance (www.theonion.com)

submitted 4 weeks ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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RFK Jr. Reminds Voters He Also Keeps a Monkey With a Handgun on His Nightstand For Self Defense If They Wanna Hear About That in c/theonion@midwest.social

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

That monkey has a right to defend itself (and RFK Jr.) if someone breaks into their house to steal their bananas.

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The Bulletin Of The Atomic Scientists Has Clarified That Their Doomsday Clock Is Actually Just Counting Down To An Important Dentist Appointment They Don’t Want To Miss (clickhole.com)

submitted 1 month ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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The Future Of Biohacking: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Now Half Machine After Gluing A Vitamix Blender To His Leg (clickhole.com)

submitted 1 month ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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From 2020

Wanna be Maga pastor melt down in c/religiouscringe@midwest.social

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

Nobody

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Man Clearly Gamed ‘Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Are You?’ Quiz To Get Raphael (www.theonion.com)

submitted 1 month ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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From 2014

Someone explain if I'm reading this right. in c/fediverse@midwest.social

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 10 points 1 month ago

I banned them for reporting a post about killing nazis for being against site rules (it's not) and for the offending post "glorifying violence". I don't need that neolib shit on this instance. I did not know it was going to list every community on this instance they're now banned from in the modlog.

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Employee Lost Like Sailor In Maelstrom After HR Fails To Send Out Quarterly Company Update (www.theonion.com)

submitted 2 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Thoughts on the Debate: We're doomed. in c/chat@beehaw.org

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

Relevant song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fKaWQK2k3w

Spanish Church Sells Land In Heaven For $100/ Sq. Meter: 'Biggest Real Estate Deal On Planet' in c/religiouscringe@midwest.social

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

Fuckin landlords man...

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Goddamn onion (midwest.social)

submitted 2 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Man pivots seamlessly from criticising trans rights as ‘a threat to women’s safety’ to defending Russell Brand as ‘no threat to women’s safety’ in c/theonion@midwest.social

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

What did Russell Brand do to get famous? I remember him back in the 2010s being known for questioning existing power structures. Like, he got on stage at some event sponsored by Hugo Boss and brought up the fact that they made uniforms for the nazis.