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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol -1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well you can have them, then just say "screw them" cause you got your own problems to deal with as western society would prefer you act.

Their only purpose is to support you when you get old anyways. Everyone knows that.

Honestly if I have a kid it would only to raise them to be a post apocalyptic war lord and hopefully give them a tragic enough backstory to survive the wasteland on.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

hopefully give them a tragic enough backstory

What the fuck? Like abuse the shit out of them to toughen them up?

I know you're not being serious but damn what do you mean by this?

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Maybe I will hold back a wave of marauders and while they see the door buckling I tell them I love them and they need to fix the world to be a better place where kids don't have to lose their parents then throw them down the escape slide as I turn around to start going with a chainsaw through the enemies.

Maybe I will just name them Chadderick...

I dunno, guess will see what works best in the moment.

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

"and the winner, by a landslide vote, for Warmaster of the Golden Fleet, is Chadderick the LargeHuge.

Sorry, Leslie."