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Drake lost a rap battle so badly, he's filing lawsuits. (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 day ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 20 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

My wife and I were talking about this.

Being a little dick - weak, shriveled, requires blood to harden

Being a pussy - strong, elastic, can expel a baby.

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 hours ago

As the line misattributed to Betty White goes,

When someone calls you weak, they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly grew a pair, you'd be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 14 points 13 hours ago

Honestly tho "requires blood to harden" sounds kinda metal

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 9 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I actually did the same thing with a previous gf! We began using "flaccid penis" as an insult in place of pussy.
It was good fun.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

That's just misandrist instead, isn't it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 8 hours ago

"limp dick" has been around for a while.

Personally I prefer to divorce my insults from genital status entirely. They all kinda suck.