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[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 151 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

I'm an alpha male: barely able to keep myself running and likely to completely break down if I encounter something I'm not prepared to deal with.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 63 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm a Google Beta.

I am effectively immortal, but I will probably someday disappear without notice.

Don’t worry, your features “will be incorporated in future releases of our latest chat client and our Gmail.”

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I was stable release several years ago. Now I have security issues but some folks still think I'm awesome.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just try not to leave the few remaining people who depend on you, up shit creek. Get a will.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

They'll leave a promise that other people will fill the roles they used to without any current plan to do so.

[–] pancake@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a beta-lactam antibiotic.

Good for many tasks, but rapidly becoming useless.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, too early of a release eh?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

And not suitable for public release, obviously

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I also have a memory leak.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Limited release to the world.