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[–] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.world 132 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't forget the company meetings where leadership says things like "this is the best quarter we have ever had", along with "we need to work harder to stay competitive". Sigh.

[–] JeffMarkFrank@lemm.ee 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“Despite making record profits, we still didn’t hit EBITDA this year, therefore no bonuses or raises. Merry Christmas!”

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 47 points 1 year ago

That's not true. The senior management team will be getting raises in line with inflation and also huge bonuses for those record profits. Not to mention their share value increasing.

[–] itsAsin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Danny-fucking-Kaye

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah check that box too, for me