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Anon goes to the doctor (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 145 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
  • be me
  • finally a practicing doctor after an eternity of school
  • on my way to the next patient
  • overwhelming stench of B.O. as I open the door
  • try my best to hide my disgust and ask how he's doing
  • patient goes on a rant about how life is unfair, something about jewish people and 13%
  • just nod along as I pull up his info
  • guy is clearly depressed
  • suggest ssri's to improve his outlook on life
  • youveactivatedmytrapcard.jpg
  • guy proceeds to spend 20 minutes talking about how he saw a post online saying ssri's are bad, it's mind control, and he mentions jewish people again
  • already 5 minutes late for my next patient
  • nod and agree and tell him to have a nice day

Why can't these people understand I'm just trying to help them?

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If you wanna use the > things you can do \ then >
>like this

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks i had no idea lol

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy shit, I bet you know how to triforce too.

ENLIGHTEN US WIZARD

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

> /b/ me

> been lurking for 17 years

>still can't triforce

>wife left me for Chad

> I'm so lonely.

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