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The irresistible urge to consume at least one billionaire. They would think that if they donβt eat a billionaire they would die. Hilarity would ensue.
Doesn't have to be a billionaire. Anyone worth more than 5 millions is ok as well.
That's a bit low. 5 million is low enough that it could still be made through the fruits of their own labour if they're in a high paying industry. Would probably have to be $50M+ before you get exclusively the capitalist class.
Nah, gotta set the bar a bit higher. Maybe net worth of 1b+.
And the thought should be that you feel like you would die if they aren't eaten.
"Eating billionaires is the secret to eternal youth, life, and health."