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Equine facts. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] KalabiYau@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what about ass-mites?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't know ass mites were a thing. I'm in the shower now washing my ass.

[–] KalabiYau@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... wait. you weren't washing your ass before today?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No I was, just not with a wire brush to get the mites off.

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I use an angle grinder, gives your cheeks a nice polish as well 😇

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

My ass is groovy now.

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You're just giving the mites more grooves to hide in.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not if I bleach it next.

[–] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

Anal creases

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Just bleach it to begin with, cut out the middle man.