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[–] bob_lemon@feddit.org 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

> ruined masturbating to complete strangers on a bus

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

does a smartphone force you to only masturbate to people you know?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, of course. Is yours broken?