this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
733 points (97.4% liked)
Bluesky
137 readers
599 users here now
People skeeting stuff.
Bluesky Social is a microblogging social platform being developed in conjunction with the decentralized AT Protocol. Previously invite-only, the flagship Beta app went public in February 2024. All are welcome!
founded 3 weeks ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Well don't downvote my perfect prose just because you weren't ready for it!
I don't think I'll ever be ready for that
Your nose, ears, and, if you're a man, your ballsack all continue growing throughout your life. He's so old he has to put them over his leg when he shits so they don't go in the water. Or maybe, since he's a king, he just shits on his balls and has his groom of the stool clean them up.
Please stop I'm just trying to enjoy my weekend man
I apologize. My attempts at humor are not for everyone. I hope you have a great weekend!
Here's a nice thing- scientists exploring a remote part of northern Argentina discovered 27 new species. One of them is a dwarf squirrel that is only 5.5 inches long!
Oh I was just kidding along. But thanks for the fun fact about little squirrels.