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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're in stuffy room tethered to a machine by a million wires everywhere from your knees up and covered in smelly glue and sticky pads.

eeeehhhhahaha

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

What happens if you need to get up to take a piss or shit or get a beer?

[–] NathanUp@lemmy.ml 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You have to speak to the camera looming above your head, then they'll come and unplug you.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Is your life support they'd be unplugging?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

The only life it's supporting has been called, "grotesquely disproportionate" and "massively disappointing". Leading women everywhere to ask, "is that it?" or "ya game is bigger, acorn!"

[–] NathanUp@lemmy.ml 1 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Lol no, you don't typically need life support to sleep.

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, a cpap is kinda life support.

[–] NathanUp@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

That's a point.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

you just reach out and grab a bucket?