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Anon's strict mom (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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The fuck?

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[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A bunch of hair could get nicely cemented and sealed with cum

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Some of the dorms at my university had to put up signs in the men's bathrooms warning people not to nut in the showers because of how often the clogged drains flooded people's rooms

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Printing off those signs and sticking them in the showers is a common student prank, so I wouldn't assume they were real.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The floods were definitely real

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

What better time for prank signs than right after a real flood?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

The reason not to nut in the shower is that you end up with hands like Spiderman.