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[–] edg@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I'd like to know more about fuckboats please

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Well you're in luck.

I just wrote an extensive writeup, sans the sexual encounters and more boys night out. (Usually they were boasting about wanting to find "bitches", but due to them referring to the fairer sex with terms akin to "bitches" and being awkward slightly autistic guys from bumfucknowhere, none of them managed to and more focused on drinking. Well, if someone really did seem interested the few times it happened I wingmaned for them. Usually successfully, I might add. And never had trouble myself. Because it's a load of cabins and booze so you know. There's not much else to do.

https://lemmy.world/comment/14311082

Here are the photos edit Here you go.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

Ferries between those cities. Basically a cheap cruise

[–] alsu2launda@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

https://lemmy.world/comment/14311082

Do I have to go to my computer and start sharing photos?

edit Here you go.

[–] Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yes please! Lol the way you describe it is hilarious to me

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Here you go.

I've censored two of the faces, because those guys actually have lives and might care. Probably not, but I'm not gonna risk it don't care to ring up permission about 18 year old photos lol. Windows edit tool eraser is pretty good nowadays, I'm sure it's enough.

I'm gonna tag some of the others here. @alsu2launda@lemmy.world @slothrop@lemmy.ca @edg@lemmy.world

[–] Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Haha it looks exactly as what I was picturing 😂

Almost two decades ago! I've recently increased my usage of the word decades to describe the past.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah I had some proper flashbacks trying to find these.

Almost thought I'd lost the album, but no, it was just that I had had a camera on loan from the school which I used on that trip so it wasn't in my DSLR folder.

God, yeah, almost two decades. I just don't want to say that as I lived more during that trip than I have for a few years. And the few years surrounding that I lived more than I have in the past 10.

I've been sick.

I want another life.

*starts desperately hopping around punching a fist in the air, hoping an invisible brick box will appear pushing out a 1UP*

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Alright cap, I'll see if I can find the ext hard drive and post at least an image or two once I'm back on PC

*edit here