Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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They're sex people.
A person who wants to have more sex than he's getting. I'm going out on a limb here assuming it's a he.
You can't do it in the tub. Besides whatever sanitary issues you might be thinking, having sex in water sounds more fun in your head than it is in reality. It tends to wash away all the natural lubricant and just doesn't work. Doing oral on someone sitting on the edge works, but that's about it.
Having sex on the hard tile floor next to it is super uncomfortable. Probably have issues getting a foothold, especially if you're fresh out of the hot tub. Maybe do that once.
Having sex standing up is fun every once in a while, but not on the regular unless you're really into that.
This is how you design a sex room when you haven't had very much sex, especially not sex in kinky locations.
This is correct , we have a two person hot tub and sex is not something we do in it. We can just wait till we are out of it and have sex. Water ≠ lube
We did the hot tub on our honeymoon and really enjoyed it, but that was our only time. Haven’t gotten back to a place with a private one and just the two of us since then, unfortunately. It significantly increased my desire to buy one but I’d probably have to move someplace without neighbors to enjoy it that way.
I know, but in the kitchen. Really. There's sanitary issues.
It is only theoretically a kitchen:
I'd suggest you reframe your thinking - that's the main sex room with somewhere to prepare intercoital snacks.
You'd be surprised.
They needed a kitchen to meet the conditions of occupancy permit.
You know.. that’s probably all it is..
This is a bachelor party/weirdo sex thing rental space, and basically nothing else, isn’t it..? Or at least that’s what whatever dumbass designed it to be..
I assume it is built for profit generation, it is a $1.5m 2000sqft house in Grand Junction with a destroyed building next to it. Not that I would be interested, but it would be a pretty ideal place for a wild bachelor party or hedonistic hootenanny.
I just find it hard to see where the ROI rental price would be sane for the market in that area. The median income of that area is $35k with a stable population of 69k(nice) and median home value of $470k, they have one strip club that is only as good as the oilfields are doing and a small swingers population as far as I can tell.
Maybe their idea is being a stop over spot between Vegas and the front range or SLC?
The lot is already planned to have townhouses. That's where the profit comes from to put a Ferrari in the garage that you can look at from the hot tub but never drive.
Well, that explains why there's no fridge, or even space reserved to put one in.
I'm more concerned about the acoustic issues to be honest.
And really just the complete unsexiness of this space on every level
I think you're forgetting just how much porn is set in a kitchen!
And now I wonder how many of those kitchens were in an actual residence that was being rented out.
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Orgy house was the first thing I tough.