this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 days ago (4 children)

For when you just gotta relax in a hot tub while watching a movie while your strippers dance on a pole and cook you dinner by the light of a chandelier and you also need rapid access to your small aircraft that fits in your garage.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that garage is designed to house and display 2 to 4 exotic cars. The big plate glass doors into the kitchen say to me "I wanna be able to see my Ferrari from the hot tub."

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It’s so the “companion” can see the exotic cars while she’s riding the guy in the hot tub and remind herself why she’s suffering through this ordeal, keeping focused on the large cash payout and continuing to pretend enjoying what she’s doing.

[–] kindernacht@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Tbone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch's grape

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 3 points 2 days ago

... It's a drive-through garage.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Swimtertaining