Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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The listing says the laundry is in the garage, although I don’t see it pictured
Yeah, I missed that part of the listing. Well, we can see the front half of the garage, and most of the side wall, and it's not there. Looking at the picture of the outside rear, there aren't any outside vents for the dryer. Which means the most logical place for it to be is on the interior wall of the garage, where those fixtures are, between the sliding glass door and the electrical panel.
It looks like the dryer vent would lead downward into an open square - what's that about? It also slightly reduces the utility of the vaunted six-car / drive-through garage. This whole thing is just very strange.
They say you can subdivide and put in eleven townhomes, which I guess kind of explains the community clubhouse feel of this place, though it doesn't explain the adult sex club feeling. Except -- this is in Grand Junction, where a bunch of those inbred polygamous Mormons in Utah to when they want to marry their underage cousins. I wonder if this was intended as a starting point for one of those places and they had to sell it instead?