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Learn to code (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They wouldn't want you to know it all depends on a Frankensteined chunk of spaghetti'd COBOL that hasn't been updated since a guy they forgot about set it up before he retired in like 1996. And they're just betting that, if they don't look at it too hard, it won't oopsie a cascade of critical failures.

[–] A_Porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Funnily enough, the one you'd expect this from, the bank, I used to work for, it's all Go and running on k8s in aws.