There is a family legend about an amorous goose. I don't know it well enough to tell it properly though, I wasn't there when it happened. But I do not understand the Statesian confidence in goose warfare.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Our confidence comes from experience. Canada has been sending their worst at us for generations. We fight geese as children.

[–] kerrypacker@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Losers are shipped to the US, like Ryan Gosling, who was named after the baby goose that kicked his ass.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Call 'em what they are, Cobra Chickens

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's the secret. They're all the worst goose.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I meant that in kind of a Trump "they're not sending their best" kind of way.