Ahh I love this graph, true to the stereotypes as an American male I have spent way too long thinking about the different matchups. I think I could beat a chimpanzee, maybe... I'd have a huge weight advantage and that's not to be laughed at. Although I think they are very strong for their weight... but humans have better endurance probably. I think once I see red and my killer instincts activate I'd wipe the floor with him.

[–] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

a chimp would kill you and make it look easy

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, might be a problem for other people but I'm built different

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

"Everyone has a plan until they ~~get punched in the face~~ get inch long teeth embedded in their forehead"

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Don't google chimpanzee attack.