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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon experiences German humor (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink.

"Oh, nothing, I'm just passing through."

[–] shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

An ion walks into a bar.

"Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night"

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 4 points 12 hours ago

Two drunks walk into a bar. The third one ducked.